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And You Thought Iraq Was A Quagmire

Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations; Warns Of 'Intergalactic War'...

OTTAWA, CANADA -- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.”

By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop."

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

[Did this guy just blame Bush for an Intergalactic War that hasn’t happened yet?]

Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation. He said, "The time has come to lift the veil of secrecy, and let the truth emerge, so there can be a real and informed debate, about one of the most important problems facing our planet today." ...more...

[Don't get me wrong, I keep an open mind about these things, but do you really think that having discussions about this would do a damn thing if we were ever faced with an advanced alien civilization hell-bent on moving in? I'm feeling very embarrassed for Canada right now...]

Merry Christmas A Bit Early

The garment of life be it tattered and torn
The cloak of the soldier is weathered and worn
But what Child is this that was poverty-born?
The peace of Christmas Day.

The branch that bears the bright holly
The dove that rests in yonder tree
The light that shines for all to see
The peace of Christmas Day.

The hope that has slumbered for two thousand years
A promise that silenced a thousand fears
A faith that can hobble an ocean of tears
The peace of Christmas Day.

The branch that bears the bright holly
The dove that rests in yonder tree
The light that shines for all to see
The peace of Christmas Day

Add all the grief that people may bear
Total the strife and the trouble and care
Put them in columns and leave them right there.
The peace of Christmas Day

The branch that bears the bright holly
The dove that rests in yonder tree
The light that shines for all to see
The peace of Christmas Day.

The branch that bears the bright holly
The dove that rests in yonder tree
The light that shines for all to see
The peace of Christmas Day.

Gotta Love Lesbian Cheerleaders

Courtsey Dave Letterman's Top Ten List:

Top Ten Questions On The Carolina Panthers Cheerleading Application

10. "You're cool about getting freaky in restrooms, right?"

9. "If you don't get the job, are you gonna punch me?"

8. "Can I see your pom-poms?"

7. "Have you and another girl ever gone into the red zone?"

6. "Would you describe yourself as a 'slut' or a 'tramp'?"

5. "Would you like to participate in a special event with me and my wife?"

4. "Are you willing to stand outside, half-naked in January for minimum wage?"

3. "What's John Madden like in the sack?"

2. "How do you look in a mug shot?"

1. "Would you mind if I tried splitting your uprights?"

The F in FCC

Gotta luv Family Guy...



Family Guy - The FCC Song - 1:21

The Superb Ego

A humorous clip from Drew Carey's Green Screen Show... enjoy:

Well Said

From Snarkbait.com:
Jesus, Mary, and Scooter, enough with the "Bush lied, people died" bullshit!
http://www.snarkbait.com/archives.php?ID=1792

17 Is Way Too Young

About a month or so ago I made a post lamenting the fact that my cousin’s 17-year-old son was in a car accident and was seriously injured. Yesterday, he passed away from his injuries.

Despite all the bad that happens in your life you can trust it pales in comparison to the loss of a child. My cousin is a wonderful mother, an excellent nurse. When I talked to her last Monday she sounded so tired and worn out. We cried, I told her I loved her and we both knew without speaking the futility of the whole situation. Unspoken was the fact that he wasn’t going to survive this tragedy. It might be a blessing that he passed away as he would never be the same kid he was before his car went into that ditch. Who knows?

One thing remains all too clear, 17 is way too young to go.

Colbert On Alito

Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report tackles the Alito nomination in his Talking Points MemoThe Word section: