Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Mystery Blob Eats L.A.

By Dana Bartholomew, Staff Writer
LA Daily News


Los Angeles officials were still scratching their heads today over what caused a mysterious black goo to burble from streets downtown, forcing the evacuation hundreds of apartment dwellers.
A Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman said investigators had yet to identify the "black tarry substance" more than 24 hours after it erupted at Olive Street and Pico Boulevard.

But he said there might be "a correlation" with a petroleum company drilling operation nearby.

"The samples we have taken _ this was determined to be (a) nontoxin, nonflammable, nonhazard," said fire Capt. Ernie Bobadilla. "We're looking to I.D. the scope of the problem.

"This problem is not a simple fix."

About 200 residents were forced to flee as a hazardous materials team and dozens of firefighters worked throughout the day to identify what was first deemed "a black tarry substance" and later morphed into a "watery mud."

While outside temperatures struggled to break 60, sidewalks in the vicinity steamed at 103 degrees, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Ron Myers said.

"It's worrisome in the fact that it will keep the street closed and residents will be evacuated till the building is considered safe," Myers said.

Firefighters were alerted at 3 a.m. by complaints of a sewer-like smell at an apartment house at 1220 S. Olive St. near Pico Boulevard, but found nothing.

They returned at 1 p.m. to find a Slimer-like ooze lurking beneath central Los Angeles. Full Story

Monday, February 13, 2006

Dick Shot Off Prematurely



How do you feel about Dick Cheney's recent hunting accident?
It was a genuine accident
It was simple carelessness
It was a shame he only shot one lawyer
  
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Friday, February 10, 2006

Now For Something Completely Different

If you've never been to New York, this website, believe it or not, will give you a flavor of the city: Overheard in New York

Here's a taste:
Crazy guy: Slow down!
Bus driver: I'm stopped at a light; I can't get much slower.
--Q60 bus

The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.
He says: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
He sprays the windex.
Hobo: Or Spring?
He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.
--F train

Guy #1: Hey, answer me seriously, what would you do if one day I killed our neighbor?
Guy #2: I would turn into a giant penis and spray semen all over the city.
--A train

Teen girl #1: Damn, I'm so glad I went out with you and not your
brother.
Teen girl #2: Aw baby, me too.
Teen girl #1: I mean, you have like three times the personality and
ten times the looks.
Teen girl #2: Oh yeah, I know!
--Starbucks, 6th & Waverly
These are true and accurate snippets of actual dialogue, God I love New York.