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This is a 14min. clip from Pen & Teller's Bullshit! which airs on Monday's at 10pm on Showtime. (currently in hiatus - returning April 3, 2006)

Free Beer

+++ INTERNAL MEMO +++
Intercepted email! Is it a hoax or is it real? Try it and find out!

To: all Heineken Experience Employees

Dear colleagues,

This is to inform you about a special promotion we will be running this year at the Heineken Experience. Since this campaign requires your cooperation, please read the instructions below carefully. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact your floor manager.

Cloak room hosts:

This promotion (running in 2006) involves a secret sign.
Visitors who make an H-sign* with their hands (thumb up, fingers arched) at the cloak room of the Heineken Experience will be given one exclusive Heineken Experience business card, without any further comments.

This business card will serve as an upgrade in the second bar.
A beer upgrade will give a visitor a Longneck bottle. We are currently considering other upgrades.

Do not, in any circumstance, answer any questions from the visitor regarding the H-sign*. Bar tenders “see you again bar”:

All Heineken Experience Cards presented should be marked and returned to the visitor. Instead of the regular free Heineken glass, visitors will be given a Heineken Longneck. Do not answer any questions from the visitor regarding the H-sign*.

For a successful secret promotion like this we rely on you. So please follow these instructions carefully. We thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Best regards,

Maarten Wijdekop
Manager Heineken Experience




Email received immediately after the above hit the inbox:

> +++ Recall Email With Subject: Heineken Experience Promotion +++
>
> Due to a database error you have received an email (subject: Heineken
> Experience Promotion) in error. This email is intended for Heineken
> Experience employees only and therefore strictly confidential. Please do
> not read, use, disclose, print, copy, forward or distribute. We kindly
> request you to delete all copies of this email from your system.
>
> We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your cooperation.
>
> Maarten Wijdekop
> Heineken Experience

umm... yeah right. sorry dude, as soon as it hits my inbox, it becomes mine... to read, use, disclose, print, copy, forward or distribute as i friggin' see fit.

Huffington Vs. Colbert

Colbert takes on Huffington in this Ash Wednesday Colbert Report interview:

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