TV Sucks

I'm sick to death of the same old same old. Reality shows can suck my bung hole and still not earn my love.

But.

There are five shows on television that exhibit creativity and originality... and they are, in this order:

Boston Legal (ABC)
House (FOX)
24 (FOX)
Battlestar Galactica (SciFi)
Doctor Who (BBC)

If it weren't for these enlightened respites from the dull and mundane, I would've shut off my cable subscription by now.

Way too Funny

This clip from CBS's 'Two and a Half Men' perfectly illustrates why we love the show:

Amsterdam to get statue to world's prostitutes

[From the "Whore We Kidding?" files"]

Amsterdam's red light district is reportedly to receive a bronze statue dedicated to prostitutes around the world.

According to the Dutch agency ANP, sculptress Els Rijerse made the statue at the request of a former prostitute Mariska Majoor, who a decade ago founded a centre on prostitution in the Dutch capital.

Majoor was quoted as saying by ANP that the statue would be a first of its kind and that it had received the blessing of the city authorities.

The statue represents a self-assured woman, her hands on her hips, looking sideways towards the sky, and standing on a doorstep, ANP said.

The precise place where the statue will be laid and its title have not yet been announced, it said.

[no joke - that last sentence was actually in the article]

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Patton Oswalt, Comedy God

Watch as he entertains Conan O'Brien:

This Makes Jersey Suck A Little Less

I just watched Clerks 2... funny shit (but only if you're a fan of the first one... here's a taste)